Rants and Raves

[JMG]

Scream about anything.  Especially if it's date-related.  Or not.

[nomatophobic]

Test kittens.

[theoccasionalfish]

Wow, this is such a great idea!

[Coriolanus]

This does not work! Ok so it does.

[JMG]

Holy smokes.  A place to talk about bad dates!  It very nearly drives me wild.

[Tom]

I almost can't wait to go out on a bad date now.

[JMG]

Right?  Bad dates are the new black.

[Nikki C]

Before I die, I want to eat panda meat. FUCK PANDAS. Why wouldn't you want to have sex? Forget about the whole "save your stupid species that won't even eat anything that has nutritional value and will keep you and your babies (when you have them) healthy" thing. Who doesn't like boning?!?

[mystery_woman]

I've had a few bad dates recently. Ugh. Dating is terrible.

[Nikki C]

SEND THEM IN! We'd love to laugh at your misery...er...make you feel better! :D

[Emrecide]

This site has provided me the proverbial ship-caught-in-the-storm to watch from the coast. Especially when my dodge is busy meeting bullets.
Long time reader, first time poster!

[JMG]

@Emrecide

Welcome!  We'd love to read your stuff if you write it up.


In other news, I had an organic PB&J for lunch today.  WOO.

[Nikki C]

I had Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the greatest of all breakfast cereals!

[Emrecide]

 room service pizza :)
@Nikki
I work as a bouncer (we all read and share abcotd on the front door) thus many bad dates, plenty of bad ex-girlfriends. I always thought about sending one in but they're not outlandish enough, just plain bad. Hence why we all read the stories here- it's never as bad as the posts on abcotd.

[eriured]

a banana and a cliff bar

you know what's worse than bad dates: no dates.  Haven't been on a date in months, guys don't even respond to my messages online :(

[JMG]

That's awful.  What site(s) do you use?  Send your essays on over.  We'll edit 'em up and have you sounding like the catch you are.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

^well eriured...with that photo, they probably don't believe you are real....Wearing lingerie with your teats hanging out holding what looks to me like some sort of torturous butt plug.
I bet you are some hairy ape type of guy sitting in stained briefs with racing stripes that hasn't showered in a week, eating Cheezies and sipping an energy drink. If not, and that really is you, I don't get it.

[JMG]

Make it a one-piece with nachos and lemonade and you have yourself a deal.

[nomatophobic]

Have to say, I'm also curious what sites people are using when they send these stories in.

I had an orange today. That's is all.

I had a date last night. He's a veterinarian. Not an evil veterinarian, but I like him anyway. So out of my league, but maybe if I get a second date, I'll eff it up enough to be able to provide you with a story. Cross your fingers, guys! What do you think I should do? Stare out him eerily and not say a word when he comes over, or show up in a Renaissance fair clothes and stay in character? I just can't decide.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Whip out your tits and say "How do you like these puppies!"

 .... and then write us a story...
Although, after showing him your fun-bags, I'm sure it'll end up in the "Cheery" section...and then I won't get to read it.