I'm throwing myself off a building, fyi

[Nikki C]

I had completely written up my second date story with Scientist Fiance, but I can't find it anywhere in the forum. It was witty and showed that I am a spaz with very little social graces.

*SIGH* I hate the internet.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I bet your Scientist Fiancé saw it and deleted it knowing you didn't give him big enough ups for how he swept you off your feet.
 
I know my Ex-Hooker Girlfriend likes the people I tell to know that her labia is still tight and shaved and she bleaches her corn-hole.

[Coriolanus]

Thou must rewrite all over again! And then provide translation into: Spanish, German, French, Portuguese, Romanche, Italian, Mandarin Chinese, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Magyar, and Russian.

I think I got 95% of the world covered!

[Nikki C]

I found it. Stupid cookies....grumble.

I shall continue with Part Three of the trilogy later today!

And, Cori...you forgot Farsi, Hawaiian, Pidgin, Pig Latin, Cockney (yes, it should count as a separate language), and Sign Language (with its different dialects).