Have You Ever Lied to a Date?

[JMG]

I don't mean "My profile said that I'm 5'9" but I'm actually 5'8"."  I mean something more on the order of lying about a job, your past, your gender (heh), or something similar.  Come on.  Fess up.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I'm ashamed to say that I too have lied to girls I'm chatting with online:
Nothing huge...just little white lies like below:
I said that my hair is brown, but I'm completely bald....and choose not to grow it
I said that I can do 10 push-ups using only my tongue...but I can only do 8...on a good day
I said that I drive a 'vette.....they think "Cor"...but it's a "Chev"
I said  work in finance....because I like to bet on the ponies
I said I don't have a criminal record.....but I do. I bought a limited edition vinyl Chris Brown album before he beat up Rihanna....which apparently he says he still thinks was one of his greatest hits.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Not only have I lied on dates...I'm ashamed to say that I lied in this post. Sorry.

[JMG]

It's okay.  I appreciate the manly wisdom you so generously bestow.