First-Date Etiquette

[Nikki C]

So many of our bad dates should have consulted this website prior to becoming bad dates:

http://cuteoverload.com/2011/04/11/the-c-o-guide-to-first-date-etiquette/

[JMG]

Awwwwwww... kitties!  Cats make great dates.  They're affectionate, never ask for too much, and they're nude.

[Nikki C]

...Jared, you're "that guy" with a dozen cats, included your taxidermied stuffed ones, right? The one who was a bad date that was submitted?

[JMG]

Yes.

If by "cats" you mean "relatives."