Bad Dates Around the Internet

[Nikki C]

I'd like to offer up this as our first example of how EVERYONE (no matter which multiverse they're from) experiences bad first dates: http://amultiverse.com/2011/05/11/blind-date/

[JMG]

I think I've dated a few transporter malfunction victims.  I don't think it's hot.

[Nikki C]

The horns make me horny. And I can see myself getting lost in her eyes.